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Friday, November 10, 2006

A Public Service Announcement 

By the way, if you have yet to follow the link in my sidebar to the currently featured book, you should. The book is How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?, and it belongs on literally every bookshelf. Even if, for some strange reason, you don't want to purchase How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? - and, really, I can't imagine why you wouldn't - there are two good reasons to follow the link anyway. First, you can enjoy the Amazon editor's description of the book, which is itself a literary masterpiece:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

...and there's more.

The second good reason to follow the link is that you can then go to any other item Amazon sells and purchase that, instead (although it couldn't possibly be as good as How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?), and I still get a nice cash reward. So just do it. And don't forget to constrict your anus while you're at it.

 

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As a Repblican my anus is always cinstricted. Especially lately My wife says you couldn't pull a nail out of it with a tractor.
 
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