"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
Friday, November 10, 2006
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
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The second good reason to follow the link is that you can then go to any other item Amazon sells and purchase that, instead (although it couldn't possibly be as good as How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?), and I still get a nice cash reward. So just do it. And don't forget to constrict your anus while you're at it.