"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Monday, November 27, 2006

If You Think Our Media Sucks, Remember It Could Be Worse

Thank heaven for the British tabloids, which provide us with important information like this, from the Sun (all emphasis in the original, of course):

DUMMY Bryan Boniface could lose his job at Madame Tussauds — after posing for snaps GROPING star waxworks.

One shows him pulling down Kylie Minogue’s hotpants and kissing her BUM.

In others, taken during night shifts, he FONDLES Penelope Cruz and J-Lo. He is also seen beating up Sven Goran Eriksson, throttling London mayor Ken Livingstone and grabbing disabled Professor Stephen Hawking.

Bryan’s ex Sofia Oliveira leaked the shots when their romance ended.

Bryan, of London, said: “I’m in hot water.”

And, since a story like this is worthless without pictures, the Sun delivers:

All I can say is that messing with a wax Stephen Hawking is clearly going too far.

Posted by: rod / 12:56 PM

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