"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Comedy Gold 

Terrence Boyle, Bush's pick for the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Richmond, Va., said Wednesday that his aides' routine screening of cases for conflicts of interest "missed" the appearance in these instances.

"These situations were an oversight, an inadvertent mistake," Boyle wrote in a letter responding to questions by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., and Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa.

"Accordingly, I unknowingly and unintentionally participated in these cases while I held a minimal number of shares in one of the parties," Boyle added. "Whatever minor financial interest I may have had in the case in no way affected my decision-making or the outcome of the case...."

"I regret that the oversight occurred," Boyle wrote. "It certainly was not my intention to participate in a case where I held stock in one of the parties."
- Associated Press, July 13, 2006

You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?" First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?" Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!" How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?" Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"
- Steve Martin, 1977

 

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