"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Headline of the Day 

93-Year-Old Man's Pants Catch Fire




My favorite headline in Sunday's paper was something like "Norwegians Fight Invasion of Monster Crabs."

(I didn't write it down, though. The wording might have been slightly different, but it did mention monster crabs!)
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