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Monday, April 03, 2006

Scott McClellan's Greatest Hit 

This is hilarious.

For those of you who hadn't heard, CNN is reporting a rumor (let that sink in for a moment...) that White House Spokesweasel Scott "Little Scottie" McClellan is in line to spend more time with his family. Of course, when CNN reports a rumor, the rest of the press corpse wants to know the rest of the story. So, via Holden's incomparable daily gaggle report, I see this:
Q Have you had any thoughts that you might be leaving soon?

MR. McCLELLAN: I don't speculate on any personnel matters.

I only wish that I thought he was being intentionally funny.




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