"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Return Fire! 

It's perfectly alright to get drunk and shoot an old man in the face if you yourself were once shot at:
Years before Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a lawyer during a Texas quail hunt, Cheney himself was on the receiving end of an errant shotgun blast.

Carlsbad Mayor Bob Forrest said he doesn’t know for certain if he or his twin brother, Dick Forrest, fired the shot during the hunting trip in the late 1990s. It accidentally pelted Cheney, who was then chief executive at Halliburton Co.

The late 1990's? Remind me, who was the President then? That's right - it's Clinton's fault!




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