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Friday, February 24, 2006

And Just How, Exactly, Did Your Girlfriend Come to Be In a Coma? 

It just gets sillier and sillier every day:
Singer Morrissey was quizzed by the FBI and British intelligence after speaking out against the American and British governments.

The Brit is a famous critic of the US-led war in Iraq and has dubbed President George W Bush a "terrorist" - but he was baffled to be hauled in by authorities.

Morrissey explains, "The FBI and the Special Branch have investigated me and I've been interviewed and taped and so forth."

Freakin' Morrissey? The closest that gutless navel-gazer ever came to something so interesting as committing an act of terrorism is when he scrawled the lyrics to "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now." Good grief, the next thing you know, they'll be questioning Cat Stevens!




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