"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Spreading Democracy Like Manure 

Here's the latest news from our great campaign to make Iran a regional superpower:
Less than two days before nationwide elections, Iraqi border police seized a tanker on Tuesday that had just crossed from Iran filled with thousands of forged ballots, an official at Iraq's Interior Ministry said.

The tanker was seized in the evening by agents with the American-trained border protection force at the Iraqi town of Badra, after crossing at Munthirya on the Iraqi border, the official said. According to the Iraqi official, the border police found several thousand partially completed ballots inside.

The official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly, said the Iranian truck driver told the police under interrogation that at least three other trucks filled with ballots had crossed from Iran at different spots along the border.

Oh, these crazy foreigners, with their weird ideas about how to conduct elections! Don't they know that the only approved manner of election fraud involves the use of electronic voting machines from Diebold?

 

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Boy, you hand regional hegemony to these guys by taking out its countervailing power, you tie your army down in order to make all threats seem empty and they repay you by pulling a Kathrine Harris. Nice.
 
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