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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A Product of Intelligent Design 

Fans of Holden's Obsession With the Gaggle and/or The Daily Show are already well aware of Les Kingsolving, current occupant of the Guckert Chair at Little Scottie Mac's daily exercise in self-flagellation. Today, Les offered this gem:
Q And then President Carter also said, quote, "I've never been convinced that Jesus Christ would approve abortion." And my question: Does the President believe that a 13-year-old victim of gang rape or incest by her father or mother should be denied the right to abortion because he believes Jesus opposes all abortion?

MR. McCLELLAN: The President has made his views very clear about the sanctity of life and promoting a culture of life --

Q I wonder if you could clarify on this issue.

MR. McCLELLAN: The President is a pro-life President.

Go ahead. Roger, go ahead.

A question for Les - you do realize, don't you, that your hypothetical victim of incest at the hands of her mother would have no need for an abortion - don't you?




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