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Thursday, November 10, 2005

I’m Never Gonna Do It Without the Fez On 

Here's the current state of the art in tinfoil hat research, conducted by researchers at MIT using very expensive equipment ($250,000, to be exact, as mentioned repeatedly in the article). The abstract:
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

But what I want to know, is who is this guy?
The Centurion model tinfoil hat (also available in Classic and Fez).

I mean, is he in on it or something?

 

Comments:

 

Of course they DON'T tell you what material would prevent leakage. Must be classified. grumble, mumble, ratsin, fratsin Get 'em off of me,GET THEM OFF OF ME and I'l tell u another thing....


Larry "trying to stay off the grid" Butler
 
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