"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Friday, November 11, 2005

I'm Beginning to See the Light 

The insurgency is in its last throes, freedom is on the march, and the mission is well and truly accomplished. Problem is, no one at home knows all this because of the pernicious liberal bias in the mainstream media - such as the Army Times:
KARABILAH, Iraq — U.S. Marines pushed into the heart of this Euphrates River town on Thursday, a final step in a 3,500-troop operation to clear insurgents from towns near the Syrian border.

Commanders had hoped to trap scores of insurgents in Karabilah, squeezing them from the neighboring town of Husaybah against U.S. blocking positions around the city. But when 3rd Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, marched in just after noon Thursday, they found only abandoned buildings and some roadside bombs.

“Maybe tonight is bingo night,” joked Staff Sgt. J.C. Knight, platoon sergeant of 1st Platoon, 3rd Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, as his platoon searched houses along a desolate alley.

Why, oh, why does the Army hate America?

 

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