"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Monday, November 07, 2005

If You're Only Going to Write One Post Today, Make Sure It's About NFL Cheerleaders Having Sex At a Place Called "Banana Joe's" 

I think this must be what the late Chief Justice Earl Warren had in mind when he said, "I always turn to the sports page first.... They [sic] record people’s accomplishments; the front page, nothing but man’s failure:"
Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.

According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.

In the police report, witnesses claimed Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the two, and Thomas hit that person in the face, according to details of the report posted on TampaBay10.com, the CBS TV affiliate's Web site.

Keathley, who was escorted from the nightclub, was so drunk she could barely stand, the report said. Police described Keathley as rude and belligerent with police.

When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader -- Kristen Lanier Owen, the Observer and TampaBay10.com reported. Thomas, who was charged with one count of battery, might face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

(Via TBogg.)

I'll be away for the rest of the day. And after this post, no one will miss me, I'm sure.




All the news that fits, eh? Seriously, two cheerleaders having sex then getting in a cat fight? Hell, add a school girl outfit and a goat and that'd make a good porn video!

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