"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

By the Way - Is Donald Rumsfeld Still a Total Tool? 

Let me check - why, yes, yes he is (emphasis supplied):
Spurning a request by U.N. human rights investigators, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said Tuesday the United States will not allow them to meet with detainees at the Guantánamo prison for foreign terrorism suspects.

Rumsfeld also told a Pentagon news conference that prisoners at the U.S. naval base at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, were staging a hunger strike that began in early August as a successful ploy to attract media attention....

Asked about the motivation of the hunger strikers, Rumsfeld said, "Well, I suppose that what they're trying to do is to capture press attention, obviously, and they've succeeded."

He added, "There are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point. And then they rotate and other people do that."

So there you have it - the so-called hunger strikers are really just Atkins devotees, trying to lose that "solitary confinement spread."

What a knob.




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