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Thursday, October 27, 2005

A Wry Turn of Phrase 

The General, explaining why he loves Bill O'Reilly (in that pure, special way that only warriors - no, gladiators - are able to love one another):
And the eyes, my God the eyes, growing larger with each angry sentence he utters until finally they seem as if they are struggling to tear themselves loose from their sockets to do a grotesque swan dive into the puddle of drool forming on the desktop beneath his chin.

...and the image in your mind right now is not quite as disturbing as the photo of the blotchy Mr. O'Reilly which accompanies the General's epistle.




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