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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

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Fafblog Interviews: HARRIET MIERS

Here's a sample:
BUSH: Like all judicial nominees, Harriet Miers is covered under executive privilege, Fafnir. The president needs the freedom to appoint his Supreme Court in complete privacy. Ms. Miers will remain bagged, sealed and classified until her confirmation by the United States Senate.

FB: And yet we know so much about her! Her name... her church... her name. You've been pretty generous with information so far, Mr. President.

BUSH: It's my dedication to openness and transparency, Fafnir.

FB: And we appreciate it. Now, how'd you make the pick?

BUSH: I just looked around an' picked the most qualified justice I could find. There was the coffee mug, the stapler, an' Harriet Miers, and in the end I just had to go with the candidate I felt was the strongest.

FB: Wow, and that was your "World's Best President" mug, too!

BUSH: It was a tough call, let me tellya. But don't count that coffee mug out forever - it's gotta lotta smart ideas about eminent domain.




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