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Thursday, October 06, 2005

The Global War On Irony 

The Empty Flight Suit on Osama bin Laden, from his desperate attention-getting attempt earlier today (emphasis supplied, of course):
And what this man who grew up in wealth and privilege considers good for poor Muslims is that they become killers and suicide bombers. He assures them that his -- that this is the road to paradise -- though he never offers to go along for the ride.

Gee, that reminds me of something.... Oh, yeah, that's it:
Stuart Smalley

As we say in Program, when you point a finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you.. and.. I guess.. a thumb pointing up at God. Or something. Whatever. I don't know. I'm sorry. Okay.




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