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Monday, September 12, 2005

Something For Our New FEMA Director to Work On 

You do read the Weekly World News on a regular basis, don't you? You certainly should:
Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Of course, the MSM will only mention the bad news.

 

Comments:

 

Since the Republican's have been against "basic science" and have been slashing NASA's budget for years, I can't wait to read the blogs when this one hits. No, wait, that won't work....


Larry "it's too late, baby, now" Butler
 
nothing but shit news you post get a live no one with a right mind would read this shit
 
"Since the Republican's bla bla bla..." Even this is political. Where is a giant cosmic flatulance when you need one?
 
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