"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R) said that "Republicans have done so well in cutting spending that he declared an 'ongoing victory,' and said there is simply no fat left to cut in the federal budget," the Washington [i.e., Moonie] Times reports.
Said DeLay: "My answer to those that want to offset the spending is sure, bring me the offsets, I'll be glad to do it. But nobody has been able to come up with any yet."
And now, for the grand finale:
When asked if that meant the government was running at peak efficiency, DeLay said, "Yes, after 11 years of Republican majority we've pared it down pretty good."
Of course, I realize that most of you have already seen this elsewhere - I just wanted to use that "monkeys fly out of my butt" line, and this seemed like a good opportunity.