"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Reynolds Wrap, Please, Size 7 1/8 

This guy's clearly eaten the brown acid, if you know what I mean (and I think you do), but it's nice to dream.

(By the way, in the extremely unlikely event that there is so much as a germ of truth to this story, I will gladly eat my hat - even if it's made of an inferior brand of foil.)




What an absolutely, salivatingly delicious vision, however obtained.
Oh, how I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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