"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Scheduling Note 

Tonight at 8:00 PM EDT, the Naked Emperor will endlessly repeat the phrases "September 11" and "stay the course," or words to that effect, in every known language, until the soldiers he is so very crassly using for props literally collapse from exhaustion and boredom. Personally, I'll be busy filing my Cheetos in chronological order, so I'm afraid I'll miss the fun.

And so, my question to you is this: Do you, or does anyone you personally know, actually plan on watching this shameful display, or is this show intended strictly for the benefit of the working press?




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