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Thursday, December 16, 2004

Further Evidence That the End Times Are Upon Us 

Time marches on - and on, and on, and....

Remember your grandfather? What a kindly old man he was. Balding and grey, with a bit of a paunch. He'd give you a quarter every now and then, or help you learn how to put a worm on your hook. This time of year, in particular, you might recall him dressing as Santa while everyone pretended not to recognize him. Yep - good, old grandpa.

Also - remember him dressing in spandex, and banging groupies, and singing about his "big ten inch?"

Good, old grandpa.

 

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