"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Remember your grandfather? What a kindly old man he was. Balding and grey, with a bit of a paunch. He'd give you a quarter every now and then, or help you learn how to put a worm on your hook. This time of year, in particular, you might recall him dressing as Santa while everyone pretended not to recognize him. Yep - good, old grandpa.
Also - remember him dressing in spandex, and banging groupies, and singing about his "big ten inch?"
Good, old grandpa.