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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

FOX Family Values 

Rupert Murdoch's FOX Network, the very people who brought us the scariest sequel ever (I'm talking about the second Bush administration, in case I'm being too subtle again), have another winner on this season's schedule:
If you watched The Swan last night, you probably saw, A) some seriously heinous tooth decay, and B) an ad announcing the Jan. 3 premiere of Fox's paternity game show Who's Your Daddy? If you thought the latter was just a joke, think again. The long-rumored project — first announced at press tour last summer by rival network head Jeff Zucker — revolves around an adopted woman who must figure out who her father is among eight contestants.

Too bad Strom Thurmond is dead - I hear he tested really well in the pilot.




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