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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

A Redder Shade of Blue 

Congratulations are due to our own lovable, laughable Democratic party (official motto: "Not quite as appalling as the alternative") for naming the gun-totin', Jesus-lovin', flag-burnin'-hatin', abortion-outlawin' Harry Reid of Nevada to the post of Senate minority leader. Good work, guys! That "stealth opposition" strategery is gonna work out great for you; I just know it is! Pretty soon, you're gonna look so much like the Republicans that they'll never even notice your presence among them, and then you'll have them right where you want them - which, apparently, is in control of all three branches of government!




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