"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." (Mark Twain)
Matthew Yglesias is right
- the most amazing thing about the bin Laden tape is the snide reference to Chimpy reading My Pet Goat
when he was supposed to be busy presidentin' and stuff. Memo to the Boy King: See that funny looking guy in the golden robe? He's punkin' your sorry cowardly ass!
Doesn't that make you mad? Didn't it make you mad when he did it the first time, back in '01? Then why the hell did you send all those people to die in Iraq, you moronic little putz? Wipe that goddamn smirk off your face and pay attention!
Of course, you only have until Tuesday - then, you're going to be sent back to Crawford without your supper.